"How dare you bring those filthy magazines into my house and sit in my living room playing with yourself whilst I am out! You dirty, disgusting little man! I expect my lodgers to be polite, well behaved young gentlemen and not filthy, self-indulgent pigs. Well your days of unsupervised masturbation are over young man. Just as soon as I have finished slippering your bottom, I am going to place the order for that chastity device I warned you about! There will be no more of these disgraceful activities under my roof! And you can put the hand cream back in the dresser becuase next time you will be using Ben Gay!"
Another nice art contribution from Franco.