"I hope we understand each other now, Mr. Phillips, although that really shouldn't have been necessary. The company procedure for male medicals is clearly laid out in your employee pack, and yet you chose to be a baby about it.
I'm going to be adding a note to your file about your difficult behaviour, which I'm sure will be dealt with thoroughly back at work. They have whole days set aside for that sort of thing. For now, if you give me any more trouble then you'll simply be paddled again, even harder - after which you'll be getting your internal exam, AND providing your sperm sample, out there in the waiting room in full view of everybody."
A wonderful New Year present from our good friend Underling. It's time for annual company medicals at Osiris - at least for the male employees! The accompanying text is also Underling's work. He sends his best wishes to all readers for the year ahead. He has also kindly sent me a short story to accompany his previous drawing and I will edit that post later to include it. I am sure you will all join me in hoping to see more of Underling's outstanding work in 2010.